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The Graveyard

Yes…haha yes. They’re dead. Well, some of them. Sometimes I resurrect characters. In any case, here you can see all of the fallen characters. You can click on their headstones to see more information about them, and a link to the page that shows their demise.

Oh and there’s a separate section of the graveyard for those innumerable Borp Zorpian deaths.

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MEMORIALS

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Portrait of Tammy

In memoriam

Tammy

“There is much less plastic in the sea now that Tammy's gone”

Tony's archive says

Tammy was a tuna. Rumor has it she was also Tom's wife

Cause of death
Sauté

Death and return timeline

  1. Died in Tom the Tuna
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Portrait of May Jr.

A documented return from beyond

May Jr.

“She flew too close to the S(hotg)un”

Tony's archive says

Daughter of May and Ray

Cause of death
Shotgun, Ray's hubris

Death and return timeline

  1. Died in Spread your Wings
  2. Returned in More Complaints
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Portrait of Ray Jr.

A documented return from beyond

Ray Jr.

“From a distance, he looked like an owl”

Tony's archive says

Son of Ray and May

Cause of death
Shotgun

Death and return timeline

  1. Died in Spread your Wings
  2. Returned in More Complaints
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Portrait of Opal

In memoriam

Opal

“She's dead, Jim”

Tony's archive says

Otto's perfect match. His true love. Maybe? I don't know. She only appeared for 2-ish panels

Cause of death
Shark

Death and return timeline

  1. Died in Otto's Date
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